To every police in the country

Stop the violence. Stop the destruction of property. Stop policing.

Take a couple years to re-structure. Fire and EMT will fill in the void till you’ve figured it out.

No more policing. And Derek Chauvin and every single person involved in these killings deserve nothing in their lives. Until there’s an effort to reflect and change, progress cannot be achieved.

Dum-Dum Culp

I think I’m the “anon”. As I was deleting old blog posts last night, I saw some shit that was misinterpreted (text is not my strong suit) and other shit that was plain dumb, ignorant, and wrong of me. Also that episode of Last Week Tonight is burned into my brain now forever.

If it means I go to prison for life, I will accept. I was never willingly leading anyone, I think that’s where they got the anon part cause I was an oblivious fuckwad, unwittingly posting and forgetting about it.

I don’t support what I made. I am sorry

Holy fucking shit; I am sorry.

I’ve been a massive piece of shit. I am so sorry to anyone and everyone I’ve ever offended or hurt. I called people all day Monday and Tuesday, and I’ll be calling to apologize more today, and the next day, and probably every day for the rest of my life.

My parents used to call me “Forgetful Jones” like from Sesame Street. I don’t know if it stuck, or if I’ve always had a memory issue that just never was checked out. I’d forgotten about the shit I said within all these posts, and I’m ashamed by them. I can’t imagine the damage I’ve done and I will face all of the consequences head on.

I’m sorry.


Doug Culp

P.S. It took years of subtle hints and not so subtle hints for me to finally reach this realization. Two very well-to-do trolls were on a mission to screw with my life. They did for about a year and it was only a few days ago they confronted me with what I’d done on a phone call. I owe them a debt of gratitude for calling me and speaking openly and honestly about it all at length until I understood. We’re friends now, and “Dougathan” is dead. I’ll be on a twitter break for a while. I’ve got way more apologizing to do.

P.P.S. STOP THE VIOLENCE EVERYONE. WEAR A MASK. GET THE VACCINE AS SOON as it’s your turn. Call your family. Thank you to all the podcasts and shows that got me through this. I am so fucking sorry.

P.P.P.S. I know I may never find monetary success, and that’s okay. I don’t deserve anything at this point, and I never deserved anything. White people, wake the fuck up. America is only beautiful when we can all be peaceful together. No more police. No guns. No violence, period. I never wanted violence.

P.P.P.P.S. I don’t believe in any deity, but if there was one, they’d be fuckin’ pissed at me.